Penis one-liner
   


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From Carla Felicia, a comic I saw this weekend at Zanies here in Chicago (with some adaptation). "For me, penises are a hobby, like fishing: The small ones you throw back. The good-sized ones you take home for dinner, and The big ones you mount."