[ The following was contributed by one of the ladies in my SCUBA club, the Ontario Underwater Explorers. ] A man walks into a sex shop. He asks the woman at the counter, "Could I please speak to one of the men working here?" She replies, "I'm sorry, but I'm the only one here. But I've been working here for two years, and I've seen and heard everything, so you don't have to worry about shocking me. Let me help you." So he asks to buy a plastic pussy, and she takes it down off the shelf and starts wrapping it up for him. She says, "If you don't mind me asking, what are you going to use it for?" He replies, "Well, uh, actually, um, I'm going to take it home and screw the hell out of it." "That's good," she replies, "because if you were going to eat it I'd have to charge you GST."